“For the one who taught me to live with disappointment." Funny Birthday Card
When it comes to siblings, you’ve got two options: hold a grudge or turn them into comedy gold. This hilarious RIckell birthday card featuring a dog on a toilet, staring at the ultimate betrayal—an empty roll of toilet paper. It’s the perfect metaphor for growing up with them, isn’t it?
The inside delivers the punchline:
“For the one who taught me to live with disappointment. - Happy Birthday”
Because, let’s be real, who else would "accidentally" eat your candy stash, steal the remote, or leave the bathroom in a state of chaos?
Why They'll Love It:
- Perfectly captures sibling humor: equal parts savage and sentimental.
- A high-quality card they’ll laugh at before wondering if they should call Mom.
- Great for brothers or sisters who know that love is best served with a side of sarcasm.
- All Rickell Cards give you a little extra with a brief history lesson about the content on the back of the card.
Whether you're the older brother delivering the wisdom, or the younger sister serving up the roast, this birthday card is a guaranteed hit. Add it to your cart and remind them why they’re lucky to have you a their sibling. (But don’t expect them to replace the TP.) 🎉
CARD INFO
5" x 6.825" 16pt Cardstock Glossy Birthday Card
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SHIPPING INFO
At Rickell Cards, we’re dedicated to ensuring your greeting cards arrive in perfect condition and on time. Please review our shipping policy for details.
Processing Times
- Standard Orders: Orders are processed within 1 business day after purchase.
Shipping Method
We offer FREE SHIPPING using the good ol' USPS. We take great care in packaging your order to ensure it arrives in excellent condition.
Your satisfaction is our top priority! Free shipping is available on orders within the lower 48 states.
FREE shipping DOES NOT come with a USPS tracking number, it is just like regular mail with a stamp.
Ah, good ol' regular mail with stamps (remember those)—our trusty sidekick in getting your hilarious greeting cards from our hands to yours. It’s like sending a message in a bottle with fewer pirate attacks.
Here's the deal: shipping is free anywhere in the lower U.S., but there’s a trade-off—no tracking number.
Need it faster and want to know every step of your card’s journey? For almost the value of the card itself, for only $3.99, we’ll slap on a tracking number so you can follow your envelope’s every move like a super sleuth. Either way, your laughs are on the way!
Also please note that first class shipping tends to be a little slower, usually an average of 3 - 5 business days.
Lost or Damaged Orders
We carefully package all orders to prevent damage during transit. However, if your order arrives damaged or goes missing:
- Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at rickellcards@gmail.com
- Include your order number and photos (if applicable) so we can resolve the issue promptly.
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Thank you for choosing Rickell Cards! We’re honored to be part of your special moments.