Old Balls Funny Birthday Card for Dad, Brother, or Uncle
This hilarious birthday card is your husband’s, dad’s, or brother’s official induction into the Old Balls Club—where the jokes are dry and the hair is gray (or missing).
The front of this funny birthday card announces his new membership loud and proud with the title:
"Official Member of the Old Balls Club" —because nothing says “I’m aging gracefully” like embracing the dad-bod era of life.
Inside, there’s plenty of room to write your own heartfelt (or hilariously brutal) message, whether it’s:
- “Congratulations on still being able to bend over without making that weird grunt.”
- Or, “40+ years of being awesome? That’s almost impressive!”
Perfect for the man in your life who thinks he’s still got it, the dad who’s still mastering the art of the bad joke, or the brother who just discovered ear hair.
Let’s celebrate their birthday with humor and love—because life’s too short not to laugh about getting older!
There is plenty of blank space, because we know your witty remarks and heartfelt wishes deserve center stage. This is more than a card—it’s a party starter, a conversation piece, and a fabulous way to show someone you know their fun-loving spirit.
Why They’ll Love It:
- Perfect for older birthday dads, brothers, uncles, husbands or special man that has a sharp sense of humor.
- High-quality 16pt glossy cardstock with vibrant, detailed illustrations.
- Pairs wonderfully with a bottle of bengay, manscapers, or a bottle of whiskey.
- Send a card that’s as (b)old as they are—because they deserve more than just a regular birthday wish. Add it to your cart and let the laughs flow!
- All Rickell Cards give you a little extra with a brief history lesson about the content on the back of the card.
CARD INFO
5" x 6.825" 16pt Cardstock Glossy Birthday Card
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
We guarantee our products 100%. If we make a mistake, we correct it free of charge every time. Products free of material defect at the time of shipping are not subject to a refund, return, or exchange. Please inspect your items upon delivery, and if we’ve missed an issue, please let us know within 30 days of receipt. After 30 days, we cannot offer a replacement or refund.
SHIPPING INFO
At Rickell Cards, we’re dedicated to ensuring your greeting cards arrive in perfect condition and on time. Please review our shipping policy for details.
Processing Times
- Standard Orders: Orders are processed within 1 business day after purchase.
Shipping Method
We offer FREE SHIPPING using the good ol' USPS. We take great care in packaging your order to ensure it arrives in excellent condition.
Your satisfaction is our top priority! Free shipping is available on orders within the lower 48 states.
FREE shipping DOES NOT come with a USPS tracking number, it is just like regular mail with a stamp.
Ah, good ol' regular mail with stamps (remember those)—our trusty sidekick in getting your hilarious greeting cards from our hands to yours. It’s like sending a message in a bottle with fewer pirate attacks.
Here's the deal: shipping is free anywhere in the lower U.S., but there’s a trade-off—no tracking number.
Need it faster and want to know every step of your card’s journey? For almost the value of the card itself, for only $3.99, we’ll slap on a tracking number so you can follow your envelope’s every move like a super sleuth. Either way, your laughs are on the way!
Also please note that first class shipping tends to be a little slower, usually an average of 3 - 5 business days.
Lost or Damaged Orders
We carefully package all orders to prevent damage during transit. However, if your order arrives damaged or goes missing:
- Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at rickellcards@gmail.com
- Include your order number and photos (if applicable) so we can resolve the issue promptly.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about your order or our shipping policy, feel free to reach out to us at rickellcards@gmail.com
Thank you for choosing Rickell Cards! We’re honored to be part of your special moments.