"Who needs a fountain of youth when you’ve got a fridge ..." Funny Birthday Card
This funny birthday card (5" x 6.825") is perfect for the vodka-loving women in your life who know that laughter (and maybe a splash of their favorite drink) is the best way to stay forever young.
Featuring a cheeky cartoon illustration of a woman dispensing vodka straight from her fridge, it’s guaranteed to bring smiles, giggles, and maybe even a toast to celebrate the big birthday.
Inside reads
"Who needs a fountain of youth when you’ve got a fridge full of vodka. - Happy Birthday"
There is plenty of blank space, because we know your witty remarks and heartfelt wishes deserve center stage. This is more than a card—it’s a party starter, a conversation piece, and a fabulous way to show someone you know their fun-loving spirit.
Why They’ll Love It:
- Perfect for vodka lovers, birthday queens, and women with a sharp sense of humor.
- High-quality 16pt glossy cardstock with vibrant, detailed illustrations.
- Pairs wonderfully with a bottle of vodka or their favorite cocktail.
- Send a card that’s as bold as they are—because they deserve more than just a regular birthday wish. Add it to your cart and let the laughs (and drinks) flow! 🥂
- All Rickell Cards give you a little extra with a brief history lesson about the content on the back of the card.
CARD INFO
5" x 6.825" 16pt Cardstock Glossy Birthday Card
RETURN & REFUND POLICY
We guarantee our products 100%. If we make a mistake, we correct it free of charge every time. Products free of material defect at the time of shipping are not subject to a refund, return, or exchange. Please inspect your items upon delivery, and if we’ve missed an issue, please let us know within 30 days of receipt. After 30 days, we cannot offer a replacement or refund.
SHIPPING INFO
At Rickell Cards, we’re dedicated to ensuring your greeting cards arrive in perfect condition and on time. Please review our shipping policy for details.
Processing Times
- Standard Orders: Orders are processed within 1 business day after purchase.
Shipping Method
We offer FREE SHIPPING using the good ol' USPS. We take great care in packaging your order to ensure it arrives in excellent condition.
Your satisfaction is our top priority! Free shipping is available on orders within the lower 48 states.
FREE shipping DOES NOT come with a USPS tracking number, it is just like regular mail with a stamp.
Ah, good ol' regular mail with stamps (remember those)—our trusty sidekick in getting your hilarious greeting cards from our hands to yours. It’s like sending a message in a bottle with fewer pirate attacks.
Here's the deal: shipping is free anywhere in the lower U.S., but there’s a trade-off—no tracking number.
Need it faster and want to know every step of your card’s journey? For almost the value of the card itself, for only $3.99, we’ll slap on a tracking number so you can follow your envelope’s every move like a super sleuth. Either way, your laughs are on the way!
Also please note that first class shipping tends to be a little slower, usually an average of 3 - 5 business days.
Lost or Damaged Orders
We carefully package all orders to prevent damage during transit. However, if your order arrives damaged or goes missing:
- Please contact us within 7 days of delivery at rickellcards@gmail.com
- Include your order number and photos (if applicable) so we can resolve the issue promptly.
Contact Us
If you have any questions about your order or our shipping policy, feel free to reach out to us at rickellcards@gmail.com
Thank you for choosing Rickell Cards! We’re honored to be part of your special moments.